Dan the Man

Just like every 90’s dating profile about me section, Dan likes long walks on the beach. On these walks he ponders one of life’s great questions: How did we get here? Did a God create us, or did we evolve from fish?

Dan gazes into the seemingly infinite Pacific Ocean and cannot fathom humans evolving from fish. He looks to the sky and understands some dude is not controlling the world with puppet strings from above. Dan attempted to understand both theories, but he believes both are extreme.

Dan does not understand why people must know these things. The more he knows; the more life seems to suck. He does know his sandals are super comfortable. Dan admires his huge shadow and continues his walk.

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